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Bitcoin Fell to $79K. One Company Bought $511 Million Anyway.

Bitcoin Fell to $79K. One Company Bought $511 Million Anyway.

Bitcoin slipped under $80,000 over the weekend, but the buyers, the data, and a near miss on the internet itself all pointed the same direction: accumulation, not capitulation.

Oct 27, 2026

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3 min read

JPMorgan Says Best Asset. Chamath Says Zero.

JPMorgan Says Best Asset. Chamath Says Zero.

JPMorgan ranked Bitcoin first in its ten-year forecast. Chamath said it goes to zero. AI fears knocked $1.2 trillion off the Nasdaq and dragged Bitcoin back to Wall Street’s cost basis. And the McRib is coming back, which settles nothing.

Oct 25, 2026

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2 min read

Simply Bitcoin Got Banned. Jamie Dimon's "Terrorist" Clip Didn't.

Simply Bitcoin Got Banned. Jamie Dimon's "Terrorist" Clip Didn't.

YouTube banned Simply Bitcoin again for quoting Jamie Dimon, and a spy chip hidden inside resold Ledger wallets just added a new chapter to the worst year self custody has had.

Oct 22, 2026

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3 min read

The Bank That Called Bitcoin a Pet Rock Just Priced It In

The Bank That Called Bitcoin a Pet Rock Just Priced It In

JPMorgan finally put a price on Bitcoin, and even the bank's bear case beats every other asset in its own report.

Oct 22, 2026

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3 min read

They Tried to Kick Strategy Out of the Index. It Bought More Bitcoin.

They Tried to Kick Strategy Out of the Index. It Bought More Bitcoin.

Wall Street's index provider moved to push Bitcoin's two biggest corporate buyers out of its benchmarks, and both of them kept buying anyway.

Oct 20, 2026

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3 min read

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