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JPMorgan Says Best Asset. Chamath Says Zero.

JPMorgan ranked Bitcoin first in its ten-year forecast. Chamath said it goes to zero. AI fears knocked $1.2 trillion off the Nasdaq and dragged Bitcoin back to Wall Street’s cost basis. And the McRib is coming back, which settles nothing.

Oct 25, 2026

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Simply Bitcoin Got Banned. Jamie Dimon's "Terrorist" Clip Didn't.

YouTube banned Simply Bitcoin again for quoting Jamie Dimon, and a spy chip hidden inside resold Ledger wallets just added a new chapter to the worst year self custody has had.

Oct 22, 2026

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3 min read

The Bank That Called Bitcoin a Pet Rock Just Priced It In

JPMorgan finally put a price on Bitcoin, and even the bank's bear case beats every other asset in its own report.

Oct 22, 2026

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They Tried to Kick Strategy Out of the Index. It Bought More Bitcoin.

Wall Street's index provider moved to push Bitcoin's two biggest corporate buyers out of its benchmarks, and both of them kept buying anyway.

Oct 20, 2026

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MSCI Wants Strategy Out. Saylor Wants Six Figures.

MSCI moved to push Strategy out of its global indexes. The White House crypto council lost its last known staffer. Beijing wrote a national blockchain into policy without Bitcoin. Price held Wall Street’s cost basis anyway.

Oct 18, 2026

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3 min read

JPMorgan Says Best Asset. Chamath Says Zero.

Simply Bitcoin Got Banned. Jamie Dimon's "Terrorist" Clip Didn't.

The Bank That Called Bitcoin a Pet Rock Just Priced It In

They Tried to Kick Strategy Out of the Index. It Bought More Bitcoin.

MSCI Wants Strategy Out. Saylor Wants Six Figures.

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