» Rarely checks the price in the USD exchange rate.

» Only looks at the sat amount.

» Has more sats than last time they checked.

» Auto stacks sats by DCAing.

» Doesn’t pay attention to the news.

» Knows about every 10 minutes a new block is mined.

» Tick-tock next block.

» Measures time in halvings.

» Celebrates the block height.

» Communicates in memes.

» Shitposts with his other regarded magic internet money friends.

» Realizes how early it is.

» Knows Bitcoin is inevitable.

» Doesn’t need to explain themselves.

» Knows voting for a politician won’t change a thing.

» Understands patience is a superpower.

» Has interest outside of Bitcoin.

» Doesn’t need to trust others.

» Never sells.

» Stays humble.

» Stacks Sats.

» Doesn’t try, still succeeds.